Wednesday 25 July 2012

You know you’re in London when…

You’d rather have bad hair days than have a haircut that leaves you feeling fleeced
Exposed arms & legs always cause a flutter (is it May yet?)
You don’t save (also shave), for everyday is a rainy day & you hardly see the light of day
It’d be fun to do all things under the sun if & only if you see the Sunny side up
No honking but all types of sirens to guarantee you a sound sleep
You feel you can win a marathon as you’re forever walking (did somebody call out ‘auto’)
The very sign of fish & chips makes you convulse
Most of the times you are found shaking in your boots (forgot the woollies, again!!!)
You haven’t done any wrong but prefer going Underground 
Call me a tourist-with-extended-stay
Now am all done-done

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