Famished & tired, we find a place to eat
"Table for two & a half, please"
"Two," says she with a tease
Another day, another restaurant
"Table for two," say we
He winks, "three, Oi,"
Sunshine smile pasted on our faces, we waltz into another eatery
"Three," I cry confidently
"Oh ma'am, 'tis two & a half you mean,"
Hunger pangs see us queued up again
Looking at us askance, along came he
Arms akimbo, I say
"Now, you tell me"
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